My name is Patrick and I am a writer in Chicago.
Here are some things!
- A popular tweet (and resulting ambivalence)
- Iris: A Hippo Story
- Quiet Epiphany Comics
- The Earth Goes to Its High School Reunion (backstory)
- The Do Monkeys
- The Closet Origamist
- The Brooklyn Lady Bloggers
- Presidential Quotes Reconsidered
- Early Draft of Text Automatically Attached to the End of Outgoing Emails from Horizon Securities Ltd.
- Answers to Last Tuesday's Pop Quiz in Early Romantics
- These illustrations for a very out of print book called 30 Things Everyone Should Know How to Do Before Turning 30
Aaaaaand some reviews of old comedy books on Splitsider:
- It's Too Late, the Cones are Built: Inside the Strange, Writer-centric 1977 SNL Book
- Inside the Almost 100% Successful 1985 Late Night with David Letterman Book
- The Invention of Nostalgia: Inside the National Lampoon's '1964 Kaleidoscope'
- The Three Michael O'Donoghue Books You Should Read Before You Die
Also on Twitter, I am MrBikferd and on YouTube my name is lonelygirl15, jk, ok please have a great day, I MEAN IT!